Totally Fake Dispensaries in South Carolina
420 Phantom Blvd, Columbia, SC 29201
803-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Columbia, SC 29205
803-555-0202
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat-Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Charleston, SC 29401
843-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Ave, North Charleston, SC 29405
843-555-0404
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
200 Shem Creek Smoke Rd, Mount Pleasant, SC 29464
843-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Catawba Crescent, Rock Hill, SC 29730
803-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Blue Ridge Blaze Blvd, Greenville, SC 29601
864-555-0707
Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Azalea Avenue Imaginary, Summerville, SC 29483
843-555-0808
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
42 Tanner Terp Trail, Goose Creek, SC 29445
843-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Palmetto Bay Passage, Hilton Head Island, SC 29928
843-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
101 Tobacco Road Transformation, Florence, SC 29501
843-555-1111
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Boardwalk Blaze Blvd, Myrtle Beach, SC 29577
843-555-1212
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
6 Congaree Club Crescent, Columbia, SC 29201
803-555-1313
Mon-Sat 9am-11pm, Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
14 Rainbow Row Reverie, Charleston, SC 29403
843-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Reedy River Rd Imaginary, Greenville, SC 29601
864-555-1515
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
16 York County Yonder, Rock Hill, SC 29732
803-555-1616
Tue-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
17 Tobacco Field Transform, Florence, SC 29505
843-555-1717
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Magnolia Mirage Ln, Summerville, SC 29485
843-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
19 Pitt Street Passage, Mount Pleasant, SC 29466
843-555-1919
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
20 Plantation Point Path, Goose Creek, SC 29445
843-555-2020
Mon-Sun 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Blueberry hybrid grown fictionally under South Carolina's palmetto canopy. Sw...
by Palmetto Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush in garnet and black. USC fans imagine this dispensary exists....
by Gamecocks Green Gardens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward hybrid with Lowcountry sea salt terpenes. Sweet, coastal, and ...
by Lowcountry Leaf Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 as clingy as sunscreen on a Myrtle Beach July day. Resinous and en...
by Myrtle Beach Bud Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa grown along 60 fictional miles of South Carolina coastal ...
by Grand Strand Cultivars
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Relaxing indica as quiet and deep as the Congaree swamp canopy. Fictional but...
by Congaree River Cannabis Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Wedding Cake nugs grown fictionally in the Blue Ridge foothills of Gree...
by Upcountry Herb House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy Gelato grown fictionally on Hilton Head Island's golf course-adjacent ...
by Hilton Head Haze Gardens
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez from Palmetto Reserve's fictional single-origin farms. South ...
by Palmetto Reserve Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium Runtz as sweet as Myrtle Beach taffy and as imaginary as a beachfront...
by Myrtle Sativa Works
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies grown fictionally in the rich bottomland soils of the Con...
by Congaree Indica Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow as frosty as a South Carolina coast in winter. Fictional and magn...
by Lowcountry Hybrid Farm
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Palmetto Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Palmetto Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Charleston Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Lowcountry Shatter Labs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Gamecock Green Wellness
Hosted by: Gamecocks Green Gardens
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Columbia Vista Cannabis Club
Hosted by: Congaree Live Resin Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Goose Creek Green Gardens
Hosted by: Palmetto Rosin Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
8:00 PM
Mount Pleasant Bud Bar
Hosted by: Hilton Head Heritage Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Greenville Upcountry Cannabis
Hosted by: Upcountry Herb House
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Hilton Head Herb Haven
Hosted by: Hilton Head Diamond Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Myrtle Beach Toke Shop
Hosted by: Grand Strand Cultivars
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
North Charleston Cannabis Corner
Hosted by: Grand Strand Infused Pre-Roll Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)