Palmetto Green Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Columbia's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, serving the Palmetto State's fictional cannabis market from the state capital.
420 Phantom Blvd, Columbia, SC 29201
803-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Blueberry hybrid grown fictionally under South Carolina's palmetto canopy. Sw...
by Palmetto Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical hybrid as fun as the movie and as imaginary as South Carolina's non-...
by Palmetto Premium Cannabis
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed rosin from fictional Palmetto State flower. Full-spectrum SC ter...
by Palmetto Rosin Works
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen Wedding Cake live resin from the fictional Congaree swamp extrac...
by Congaree Live Resin Co
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 63.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Ice water hash from fictional Palmetto GSC, pressed into artisan South Caroli...
by Palmetto Hash Works
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Citrus Mimosa cold-pressed rosin from fictional Palmetto Rosin Works. Sunday ...
by Palmetto Rosin Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
South Carolina peach gummies from Palmetto's fictional candy factory. SC's mo...
by Palmetto Gummy Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
South Carolina summer watermelon gummies from Palmetto Sweet's fictional cand...
by Palmetto Sweet Co