Goose Creek Green Gardens
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Goose Creek's imaginary cannabis garden serving the tri-county area with entirely fictional South Carolina-grown strains.
42 Tanner Terp Trail, Goose Creek, SC 29445
843-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Relaxing indica as quiet and deep as the Congaree swamp canopy. Fictional but...
by Congaree River Cannabis Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow as frosty as a South Carolina coast in winter. Fictional and magn...
by Lowcountry Hybrid Farm
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright citrus sativa grown fictionally in the sunlit swamp clearings of South...
by Congaree River Cannabis Co
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense frosty Do-Si-Dos from the fictional Lowcountry cannabis region. Dance i...
by Congaree Indica Collective
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed rosin from fictional Palmetto State flower. Full-spectrum SC ter...
by Palmetto Rosin Works
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 65.0%
$70.00 / 1g
High-terpene OG Kush sauce from Gamecocks Terp Lab's fictional Columbia extra...
by Gamecocks Terp Lab
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
South Carolina peach gummies from Palmetto's fictional candy factory. SC's mo...
by Palmetto Gummy Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
South Carolina peach ring gummies from Congaree's fictional orchard cannabis ...
by Congaree Peach Edibles