Myrtle Beach Toke Shop
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Myrtle Beach's fictional beachfront toke shop for tourists who imagine South Carolina's Grand Strand has a cannabis destination.
8 Boardwalk Blaze Blvd, Myrtle Beach, SC 29577
843-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 as clingy as sunscreen on a Myrtle Beach July day. Resinous and en...
by Myrtle Beach Bud Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward sativa grown along 60 fictional miles of South Carolina coastal ...
by Grand Strand Cultivars
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium Runtz as sweet as Myrtle Beach taffy and as imaginary as a beachfront...
by Myrtle Sativa Works
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Fast-hitting hybrid as chaotic as rush hour on Kings Highway, as fictional as...
by Myrtle Beach Bud Co
Concentrate / Wax
THC 71.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Creamy Blue Dream wax from Grand Strand's fictional BHO beach lab. Smooth as ...
by Grand Strand Wax Factory
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 81.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Ultra-pure Runtz distillate from Myrtle's fictional beach refinery. 81% pure ...
by Myrtle Distillate Works
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Pungent Sour Diesel crumble from Grand Strand's fictional beachfront extracti...
by Grand Strand Wax Factory
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 100mg bar
Dark sea-salt chocolate from the Grand Strand's fictional cannabis confection...
by Grand Strand Beach Chocolates