Rock Hill Elevated Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Rock Hill's upscale fictional dispensary catering to imaginary York County cannabis connoisseurs near the Charlotte metro.

16 York County Yonder, Rock Hill, SC 29732

803-555-1616 (not a real number)

Tue-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Hilton Head Heritage Granddaddy Purple

Flower / Indica

THC 20.0%

$44.00 / 1/8 oz

Deep purple indica with grape notes grown fictionally on South Carolina's mos...

by Hilton Head Heritage Cannabis

Upcountry Biscotti Live Resin

Concentrate / Live Resin

THC 73.0%

$74.00 / 1g

Cookie-forward Biscotti live resin from Upcountry's fictional Greenville high...

by Upcountry Extract House

Upcountry Apple Cider Gummies

Edibles / Gummies

THC 10.0%

$22.00 / 10pk gummies

Apple cider gummies from the fictional Upcountry SC cannabis orchard collecti...

by Upcountry Biscuit Edibles

Upcountry Warming Salve

Topicals / Salve

THC 9.0%

$48.00 / 2oz salve

Warming capsaicin salve for the fictional muscles of Greenville's upstate SC ...

by Upcountry Relief Labs

Upcountry Purple Punch Jumbo

Pre-rolled Joints / Regular

THC 20.0%

$18.00 / 1 pre-roll

Jumbo Purple Punch joint from Upcountry Joints Works. Mountain-sized for Gree...

by Upcountry Joints Works

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This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Rock Hill Elevated Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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