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Florence Farm Stand Cannabis

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Florence's second fictional dispensary, farm-stand themed for a Pee Dee region that wishes it could grow cannabis instead of tobacco.

17 Tobacco Field Transform, Florence, SC 29505
843-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Myrtle Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Premium Runtz as sweet as Myrtle Beach taffy and as imaginary as a beachfront...
by Myrtle Sativa Works
Grand Strand MAC 1
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies from the fictional Grand Strand coastal cannabis corrid...
by Grand Strand Cultivars
Myrtle Sweet Tea Cannabis Soda
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$17.00 / 12oz can
Cannabis-infused sweet tea soda as Southern as South Carolina itself. Imagina...
by Myrtle Sip Works
Grand Strand Milk Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 100mg bar
Creamy milk chocolate from Grand Strand Beach Chocolates' fictional boardwalk...
by Grand Strand Beach Chocolates
Myrtle Beach Cannabis Lemonade
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$16.00 / 12oz can
Tart lemonade infused with fictional SC cannabis. Cool as the Myrtle Beach oc...
by Myrtle Sip Works
Grand Strand Infused GG4 Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 33.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
GG4 pre-roll dipped in fictional Grand Strand live resin and rolled in kief. ...
by Grand Strand Infused Pre-Roll Lab
Myrtle Torch Trainwreck Infused
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.0%
$29.00 / 1 pre-roll
Trainwreck infused pre-roll from Myrtle Torch. Burns like the Myrtle Beach bo...
by Myrtle Torch Pre-Rolls

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️