Greenville Upcountry Cannabis
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Greenville's fictional cannabis dispensary celebrating the Upcountry's renaissance with strains as imaginary as the city's revival.
77 Blue Ridge Blaze Blvd, Greenville, SC 29601
864-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Wedding Cake nugs grown fictionally in the Blue Ridge foothills of Gree...
by Upcountry Herb House
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy indica as imposing as the Blue Ridge foothills of Greenville's fictiona...
by Upcountry Herb House
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet strawberry sativa grown in fictional Upcountry SC berry patches. The co...
by Upcountry Herb House
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen Gelato live resin from the fictional Greenville upstate extracti...
by Upcountry Extract House
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Cookie-forward Biscotti live resin from Upcountry's fictional Greenville high...
by Upcountry Extract House
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$28.00 / 4pk biscuits
Cannabis-infused Southern biscuits from Upcountry's fictional Greenville kitc...
by Upcountry Biscuit Edibles
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Apple cider gummies from the fictional Upcountry SC cannabis orchard collecti...
by Upcountry Biscuit Edibles
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.0%
$50.00 / 4oz lotion
Appalachian mountain herb lotion with fictional South Carolina upstate cannab...
by Upcountry Relief Labs