Summerville Pines Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Summerville's second fictional dispensary in the Flowertown of the Pines where Spanish moss and imaginary cannabis coexist.

18 Magnolia Mirage Ln, Summerville, SC 29485

843-555-1818 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Gamecocks Green Crack

Flower / Sativa

THC 22.0%

$42.00 / 1/8 oz

Energizing mango sativa for the USC Gamecock who needs fictional productivity...

by Gamecocks Green Gardens

Palmetto Sweet Watermelon Gummies

Edibles / Gummies

THC 10.0%

$23.00 / 10pk gummies

South Carolina summer watermelon gummies from Palmetto Sweet's fictional cand...

by Palmetto Sweet Co

Gamecocks Black Cherry Gummies

Edibles / Gummies

THC 10.0%

$23.00 / 10pk gummies

Black cherry gummies in Gamecock black. For USC fans who imagine both a champ...

by Gamecocks Garnet Gummies

Palmetto Regular OG Single

Pre-rolled Joints / Regular

THC 21.0%

$10.00 / 1 pre-roll

No frills. One gram OG. A cone. South Carolina simplicity in fictional cannab...

by Palmetto Regular Roll Co

Palmetto Regular Lemon Haze

Pre-rolled Joints / Regular

THC 17.0%

$10.00 / 1 pre-roll

Simple Lemon Haze pre-roll. No frills, very Palmetto, entirely fictional Sout...

by Palmetto Regular Roll Co

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This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Summerville Pines Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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