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Summerville Sweet Leaf Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Summerville's fictional sweet-leaf dispensary in the Flowertown of the Pines, where azaleas and imaginary cannabis bloom together.

5 Azalea Avenue Imaginary, Summerville, SC 29483
843-555-0808 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Palmetto Blue Dream
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Blueberry hybrid grown fictionally under South Carolina's palmetto canopy. Sw...
by Palmetto Premium Cannabis
Palmetto Reserve Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez from Palmetto Reserve's fictional single-origin farms. South ...
by Palmetto Reserve Farms
Palmetto Pineapple Express
Flower / Hybrid
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical hybrid as fun as the movie and as imaginary as South Carolina's non-...
by Palmetto Premium Cannabis
Palmetto Reserve Forbidden Fruit
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry and tropical indica forbidden in the fictional palmetto groves of Sout...
by Palmetto Reserve Farms
Palmetto Hash GSC Bubble
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 63.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Ice water hash from fictional Palmetto GSC, pressed into artisan South Caroli...
by Palmetto Hash Works
Palmetto Rosin Mimosa Press
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Citrus Mimosa cold-pressed rosin from fictional Palmetto Rosin Works. Sunday ...
by Palmetto Rosin Works
Palmetto Sweet Lemon Drops
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Tart lemon drop gummies from Palmetto Sweet's fictional candy kitchen. As sou...
by Palmetto Sweet Co
Palmetto Soothe Cooling Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 6.0%
$46.00 / 4oz lotion
Cooling menthol lotion for fictional South Carolina summer relief. Cool as a ...
by Palmetto Soothe Topicals

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