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Rock Hill Herb Stop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Rock Hill's premier fictional herb stop, serving upstate South Carolina's imaginary cannabis market near the North Carolina border.

3 Catawba Crescent, Rock Hill, SC 29730
803-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Congaree Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Relaxing indica as quiet and deep as the Congaree swamp canopy. Fictional but...
by Congaree River Cannabis Co
Congaree Lemon Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright citrus sativa grown fictionally in the sunlit swamp clearings of South...
by Congaree River Cannabis Co
Congaree Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward indica as dense and slow as the Congaree swamp itself. Fiction...
by Congaree River Cannabis Co
Congaree Purple Punch Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Refined Purple Punch distillate as purple as the fictional swamp moss of Sout...
by Myrtle Distillate Works
Congaree Peach Rings
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
South Carolina peach ring gummies from Congaree's fictional orchard cannabis ...
by Congaree Peach Edibles
Congaree Peach Cobbler Cookie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$30.00 / 4pk cookies
Peach cobbler cookies from Congaree's fictional cannabis kitchen. South Carol...
by Congaree Peach Edibles
Congaree Smoke Sour D Pre-Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.5%
$11.00 / 1 pre-roll
Sour Diesel pre-roll from Congaree's fictional old-growth swamp cannabis coll...
by Congaree Smoke Collective
Congaree Smoke MAC 1 Joint
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 23.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
MAC 1 single from Congaree's fictional swamp rolling collective. Miracle, ali...
by Congaree Smoke Collective

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Carolina:

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