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North Charleston Cannabis Corner

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

North Charleston's fictional cannabis corner where the working waterfront meets the imaginary cannabis market.

100 Green Dream Ave, North Charleston, SC 29405
843-555-0404 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Myrtle Beach Gorilla Glue
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky GG4 as clingy as sunscreen on a Myrtle Beach July day. Resinous and en...
by Myrtle Beach Bud Co
Congaree Indica GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies grown fictionally in the rich bottomland soils of the Con...
by Congaree Indica Collective
Myrtle Beach Trainwreck
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Fast-hitting hybrid as chaotic as rush hour on Kings Highway, as fictional as...
by Myrtle Beach Bud Co
Grand Strand Blue Dream Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 71.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Creamy Blue Dream wax from Grand Strand's fictional BHO beach lab. Smooth as ...
by Grand Strand Wax Factory
Grand Strand Sour D Crumble
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Pungent Sour Diesel crumble from Grand Strand's fictional beachfront extracti...
by Grand Strand Wax Factory
Grand Strand Sea Salt Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 100mg bar
Dark sea-salt chocolate from the Grand Strand's fictional cannabis confection...
by Grand Strand Beach Chocolates
Grand Strand Milk Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 100mg bar
Creamy milk chocolate from Grand Strand Beach Chocolates' fictional boardwalk...
by Grand Strand Beach Chocolates
Grand Strand Blue Dream Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 21.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Blue Dream blunt from the Grand Strand Brigade. Beachy vibes, tobacco-free wr...
by Grand Strand Blunt Brigade

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️