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Greenville Falls Park Bud Stop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Greenville's Falls Park-adjacent fictional bud stop where the Reedy River meets the imaginary Upcountry cannabis scene.

55 Reedy River Rd Imaginary, Greenville, SC 29601
864-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Upcountry Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense Wedding Cake nugs grown fictionally in the Blue Ridge foothills of Gree...
by Upcountry Herb House
Upcountry Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Heavy indica as imposing as the Blue Ridge foothills of Greenville's fictiona...
by Upcountry Herb House
Upcountry Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet strawberry sativa grown in fictional Upcountry SC berry patches. The co...
by Upcountry Herb House
Upcountry Extract Gelato Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen Gelato live resin from the fictional Greenville upstate extracti...
by Upcountry Extract House
Upcountry Biscuit Cannabis Bites
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$28.00 / 4pk biscuits
Cannabis-infused Southern biscuits from Upcountry's fictional Greenville kitc...
by Upcountry Biscuit Edibles
Upcountry Relief Body Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.0%
$50.00 / 4oz lotion
Appalachian mountain herb lotion with fictional South Carolina upstate cannab...
by Upcountry Relief Labs
Upcountry Jack Herer Joint
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$14.00 / 1 pre-roll
Extra-large Jack Herer from Upcountry Joints Works. Sized like the Blue Ridge...
by Upcountry Joints Works
Upcountry Strawberry Cough Pre-Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 17.0%
$11.00 / 1 pre-roll
Strawberry Cough jumbo joint from Upcountry. Cough optional, SC fiction manda...
by Upcountry Joints Works

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