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Goose Creek Grand Strand Outpost

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Goose Creek's fictional Grand Strand Outpost for Berkeley County residents who imagine a very different South Carolina cannabis future.

20 Plantation Point Path, Goose Creek, SC 29445
843-555-2020 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Palmetto Reserve Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Fruity Zkittlez from Palmetto Reserve's fictional single-origin farms. South ...
by Palmetto Reserve Farms
Hilton Head Apple Fritter
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Apple fritter hybrid as sweet as a Sea Pines resort morning and as imaginary ...
by Hilton Head Haze Gardens
Palmetto Reserve Forbidden Fruit
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry and tropical indica forbidden in the fictional palmetto groves of Sout...
by Palmetto Reserve Farms
Hilton Head Diamond Zkittlez THCA
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 86.0%
$80.00 / 1g
THCA diamonds from Zkittlez starting material. As sparkling as Hilton Head's ...
by Hilton Head Diamond Co
Palmetto Gummy Mango Bears
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Tropical mango gummies from Palmetto Gummy Works' fictional coastal candy pro...
by Palmetto Gummy Works
Hilton Head Resort Luxury Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$55.00 / 2oz salve
Premium resort salve from Hilton Head's fictional luxury cannabis spa. For go...
by Hilton Head Resort Salve Co
Grand Strand Sleep Patch
Topicals / Patch
THC 8.0%
$52.00 / 5pk patches
Nighttime sleep patches from Grand Strand's fictional beach wellness line. Sl...
by Grand Strand Sun Patch Co
Hilton Head Harbor Wedding Cake Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 24.0%
$22.00 / 1 pre-roll
Yacht-class Wedding Cake blunt from Hilton Head Harbor. Premium hemp leaf, im...
by Hilton Head Harbor Blunts

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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