Gamecock Green Wellness
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
A USC-adjacent fictional wellness destination serving Columbia's imaginary cannabis enthusiasts in garnet and black.
1 Legalize Way, Columbia, SC 29205
803-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat-Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush in garnet and black. USC fans imagine this dispensary exists....
by Gamecocks Green Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure sativa for the fictional USC Gamecock cannabis fan. Anise-sweet and enti...
by Gamecocks Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Energizing mango sativa for the USC Gamecock who needs fictional productivity...
by Gamecocks Green Gardens
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica as colorful as Williams-Brice Stadium at sunset. Entirely fict...
by Gamecocks Green Gardens
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 65.0%
$70.00 / 1g
High-terpene OG Kush sauce from Gamecocks Terp Lab's fictional Columbia extra...
by Gamecocks Terp Lab
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Garnet-colored gummy bears from the fictional Gamecocks cannabis lineup. Go C...
by Gamecocks Garnet Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Black cherry gummies in Gamecock black. For USC fans who imagine both a champ...
by Gamecocks Garnet Gummies
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 32.0%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Infused Gelato blunt in garnet hemp leaf from the Gamecocks Infused lineup. D...
by Gamecocks Infused Blunt Co