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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Florence Floral Cannabis Co

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Florence's fictional cannabis co-op where South Carolina's tobacco country imagines a new crop for the Pee Dee region.

101 Tobacco Road Transformation, Florence, SC 29501
843-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Congaree Indica GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent GMO Cookies grown fictionally in the rich bottomland soils of the Con...
by Congaree Indica Collective
Congaree Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward indica as dense and slow as the Congaree swamp itself. Fiction...
by Congaree River Cannabis Co
Congaree Purple Punch Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Refined Purple Punch distillate as purple as the fictional swamp moss of Sout...
by Myrtle Distillate Works
Congaree Peach Cobbler Cookie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$30.00 / 4pk cookies
Peach cobbler cookies from Congaree's fictional cannabis kitchen. South Carol...
by Congaree Peach Edibles
Congaree Smoke Sour D Pre-Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.5%
$11.00 / 1 pre-roll
Sour Diesel pre-roll from Congaree's fictional old-growth swamp cannabis coll...
by Congaree Smoke Collective
Congaree Smoke MAC 1 Joint
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 23.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
MAC 1 single from Congaree's fictional swamp rolling collective. Miracle, ali...
by Congaree Smoke Collective
Congaree Apple Fritter Cone
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 24.0%
$14.00 / 1 pre-roll
Apple Fritter cone from Congaree's fictional swamp pre-roll collective. Sweet...
by Congaree Smoke Collective

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️