Columbia Vista Cannabis Club
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
The Vista neighborhood's fictional cannabis club where Columbia's arts district meets the entirely imaginary SC cannabis scene.
6 Congaree Club Crescent, Columbia, SC 29201
803-555-1313 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-11pm, Sun 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic OG Kush in garnet and black. USC fans imagine this dispensary exists....
by Gamecocks Green Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure sativa for the fictional USC Gamecock cannabis fan. Anise-sweet and enti...
by Gamecocks Reserve Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape candy indica as purple and coastal as a Low Country sunset imagined by ...
by Lowcountry Hybrid Farm
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica as colorful as Williams-Brice Stadium at sunset. Entirely fict...
by Gamecocks Green Gardens
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Glass-clear GG4 shatter from the fictional Lowcountry salt-air extraction lab...
by Lowcountry Shatter Labs
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 70.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen Wedding Cake live resin from the fictional Congaree swamp extrac...
by Congaree Live Resin Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Garnet-colored gummy bears from the fictional Gamecocks cannabis lineup. Go C...
by Gamecocks Garnet Gummies
Topicals / Balm
THC 5.0%
$42.00 / 2oz balm
Lavender cannabis balm with fictional Lowcountry botanical heritage. Beaufort...
by Lowcountry Body Balm