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Charleston Leaf Lounge

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Charleston's most historic fictional dispensary in the Holy City of South Carolina's most imaginary cannabis neighborhood.

7 Wishful Way, Charleston, SC 29401
843-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Lowcountry Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie-forward hybrid with Lowcountry sea salt terpenes. Sweet, coastal, and ...
by Lowcountry Leaf Co
Lowcountry Hybrid White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow as frosty as a South Carolina coast in winter. Fictional and magn...
by Lowcountry Hybrid Farm
Lowcountry AK-47
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Award-winning hybrid as potent as South Carolina's Gulf Stream coastal air an...
by Lowcountry Leaf Co
Lowcountry Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape candy indica as purple and coastal as a Low Country sunset imagined by ...
by Lowcountry Hybrid Farm
Lowcountry Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 27.5%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Dense frosty Do-Si-Dos from the fictional Lowcountry cannabis region. Dance i...
by Congaree Indica Collective
Lowcountry Shatter Gorilla Glue
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Glass-clear GG4 shatter from the fictional Lowcountry salt-air extraction lab...
by Lowcountry Shatter Labs
Lowcountry Live Resin MAC 1
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 69.0%
$74.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen MAC 1 live resin from the fictional Lowcountry coastal extractio...
by Lowcountry Live Resin Lab
Lowcountry Shatter Ice Cream Cake
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 75.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Vanilla cream Ice Cream Cake shatter from Lowcountry's salt-air fictional ext...
by Lowcountry Shatter Labs

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in South Carolina:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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